I had to name those five freedoms on my citizenship test. I was just out of high school and all that stuff was in the front of my brain.  I could have gone to law school and have a seat on the Supreme Court!

yeah this is actually one of my more digestible brushes with death lol

Like a lot of people, I've had a shitty year. In that time span, I've lost several former students, childhood friends, former colleagues, my uncle, and, most importantly, my own father. I've literally been thinking about this day for a couple of months because this contest is just about my favorite thing each year,…

Darwin’s side-eye game is always strong.

I’m not sure what point you think you’re making with Osaka’s background. She didn’t become popular because of her incredible press conferences.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Really. A nicer guy wouldn’t do this shit.

I wonder if this friend has considered that what he will do if she doesn’t answer is “find somebody else to call at 2 in the morning”. She may not have realized (or want to admit to herself) that taking her ex’s calls doesn’t make her special and important to him; she’s just available.

As a woman in my 50s, I’d tell her what I’ve told other friends when their shallow, trifling former friends ditched them: you’re better off without them. Life’s too short to waste on people like that, and Kim knows it. 

Laziness mostly, selfishness, a streak of meannes, but at the moment the psoriasis on my fingers.  

I feel like this is the kind of logic that had some Dems pulling for Trump in the 2016 primary, and look where that got us. I see the appeal if it works, but if it blows up in our faces, well... *waves hand at everything*

Attached (in whatever way) to the poster child of the world as far as bullies go...either a lol or a not very convincing cry for help...anyway it was a useless piece of nothing.

Holy hell yes, people suck. Are you okay down there?

Damn. I’d never seen the short guy rant before, and I’m a little surprised he didn’t come back with a gun. That’s some extreme anger. 

I absolutely laughed out loud when I read that.

Which is frightening, considering kids are living things too! ;)

The problem is that most sites like onlyfans aren’t made with sex workers in mind. They don’t mind making money off of these kinds of transactions but eventually they will stop allowing sex workers to use their site to make money. This happened with paypal and venmo and it is only a matter of time that this will…