I wish that SO HARD. But watching him gleefully running across the grass is STILL awesome! My bet is there was someone off camera, a WH staffer, playing with him and suddenly, Bo saw a squirrel across the lawn and took off. I doubt such an important family member would be allowed out unsupervised. ;)

Clooney's a great humanitarian, great actor, and a funny guy, but maybe, as evidenced by his revolving door of women and assuming that it is RDJ (who appears to be a "family man" and self-described Republican), Himmmm is put off by Clooney's womanizing?

Um...because...I want you to have hate-sex fantasies about me?

I can't wait until the GOP starts trying to spin this as the wealthy being punished for being wealthy.

Ah! Apparently that's the case with mine, then - that they are pseudo-inverted. Who knew? :D Bodies are so cool!

"Himmmm" is not Robert Downey, Jr. How do I know?

I had NO IDEA I had inverted nipples until now! I'd heard of them, but never seen photos. I can't wait to tell my husband! Of course, he won't be quite as amazed as I am. He's gonna be all, "ok...can I still play with them?"

-Poor RiRi. :( Now I'm starting to understand why she would go back to CB. I'd like to have a little talk with her "dad". I use quotes because that man doesn't sound like a father to me.

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Yeah, I see your point. I should have made mine clearer - I think she's an opportunist more than anything. If it's something that truly affects her (people saying awful things about her kids/disabled kids/conservative women...etc) she's right there to defend (and should be...much as I despise her, she has a right to…

For a brief second, when I saw the red title (I don't know what part of the article you call that) that says "Sandra Fluke" and the article's main title referencing Palin, my brain went wonky and read it as "Sandra Fluke Defends Rush Limbaugh..." and I was all WHUUUUUUUUUUUUH?????

To me, Jon Stewart said it best: (paraphrasing) it doesn't matter if a majority of people don't want gays to have equal rights. This is a civil rights issue and EVERYONE deserves equal rights, no matter what. Lots of people didn't/don't want blacks/minorities to have full rights, lots didn't/don't want women to. …

This is the ONLY acceptable flip-flopping!

I realize this hinges on body snarking, but it bothers me that several prominent Republican wives have such a similar look. Almost like you could copy/paste any white woman with a tidy blonde hairdo into the role of "wife". I'd be interested to know what Calista looked like BEFORE she and Newt got together...

You there, teacher-type person. Stand up.

I completely lost my shit at around 0:11 when he says "When most people think of Planned Parenthood, they think of the babies it kills through abortion!" I knew this was gonna be good then!

And now I'm picturing her spraying him with Evil Boobie Whipped Cream (tm), every time he goes down on one knee to celebrate his touchdowns!

Good point - tabloid fodder definitely more likely. The headline "ANGELINA - HOMEWRECKER AGAIN!" is much more sensational than "YET ANOTHER CELEB COUPLE GROWS APART".

Not sure, but I'm picturing a logo with some cartoon boobies with "angry eyes" eyebrows!

I am generally indifferent to both Katy Perry and Tim Tebow, but I kind of want this to happen (them hooking up). It'll be worth it just to watch all the hand-wringing and pearl-clutching. "Oh! Tim! He was such a good Christian boy and Katy Perry with her devil hair and boobies of evil RUINED HIM!!!!!!"