I've never cared for Sean Penn. He seems like he has no sense of humour. I can't remember which awards show it was, but Chris Rock was hosting, and he made a joke about how many movies Jude Law was in that year, and said "I don't even know who this guy is". Sean Penn, later presenting, says "I just want our host…

I was breastfed. But I don't remember it. I think the part of this that bothers me the most was "Husband on one side, baby on the other". I'm fine with breastfeeding families allowing dad to enjoy it - WHEN MOMMY AND DADDY ARE ALONE. I think it's creepy that mom is doing something sexual with her husband while her…

I agree with everyone who says that the clothes are fug. But to those of you who say the clothes themselves aren't very sexual, you're right, but consider this: look at the poses, the expressions on these little girls' faces. They look like mini-Top Models, not little girls. If these girls were smiling, laughing,…

SM, I think people should just mind their own business unless you specifically ask their opinion. I love your unapologetic writing. I agree with you - it's horribly unfair that men are allowed to have sex with no strings attached, but women apparently can't. I, personally, can't detach sex from my emotions, but who…

@denapsu: Amen, Sister!

THANK YOU JEZEBEL! Stephen, when are you gonna realize that we're meant to be? You, me, Jon Stewart, Javier Bardem, Matthew Fox, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd...we'll all just be one big, happy, polygamist family.

When he accepted his Oscar, I'm pretty sure all that SexySexySpanish meant "I want to make sweet love to amyltall."

Matthew Fox? You mean "Matthew IS A Fox"!

My best friend's mother is named "Princess". And they are whiter than bread.

@sadiehawkins: Good save? A professional performer should know that if you fuck up, if you just work through it and don't blatantly point it out, 3/4 of your audience won't notice that anything went wrong. I honestly wouldn't have noticed the mess up that was 3 minutes in if she hadn't pointed it out. The one at…

@briardahl: Wow! This is the first I'd heard that point. I'm sad now. :(

@ineffable.me: SWEET. I think it's my favourite part from all the previews. I'll have to teach myself to do it too!

I won't be able to see the film this weekend. I'm hoping to catch a Monday matinee.

I work from home right now. I'm an actor and I work for a dinner theatre, and the living quarters are in the back of the theatre. This morning, I rolled out of bed and "went to work" (ie: walked down the hall) in my jammies. Granted, I had to change and put on makeup when I got there (because it's part of my job -…

Preach it, Judy!

I just love her. I'm not crazy about the dress, but I'll love it just because it's on her.

@SouthernSatine: That was EXACTLY what I was about to say!

Why does that song sound like it came from "Avenue Q"?

I honestly think that her black shirt could just be an unflattering style and that jacket is highlighting it. I'm slender, but I have a couple of tops that make me look preggers.

Because when you can't best a woman with your intelligence, calling her "fat" is ALWAYS the way to go.