HAHAHA OH GOD PLEASE LET’S HAVE A WORLD LEADERS ROAST OF TRUMP AFTER HE GETS IMPEACHED. Macron, Merkel, Turnbull, Trudeau, hell let’s invite everyone. It’ll be like the Olympics, only only one night and there’s only one event: roasting the shit out of a disgraceful asshole.

Kamala Harris is the only Senator on the judiciary committee who’s an actual prosecutor. This seems to especially bother John McCain (who’s been sitting in and interrupting her despite NOT being a member of the committee).

I’ve had discussions where individuals try to dismiss the use of the word as “non-gendered” because the word does legitimately describe a specific psychological state of extreme emotionality that is applicable to both men and women.

So if you’re at 22 weeks and they find that the fetus is pretty much a brainless blob that will probably die during a long and painful birth, you just have to suck that shit up? Fuck these people.

We are a very fucking fickle nation. We didn’t deserve the Obama’s. The cynical part of me thinks we actually deserve the 2 week old pumpkin spice latte as an overlord, just because there wasn’t enough of us that could simply rally around human decency.

He’s not actually a blood relative, so not really. Just kinda frowned upon.

Is it wrong to have a crush on Uncle Biden?

Our Dad, Mom, and Uncle (Obama, Clinton, and Biden, respectively) should be so fucking disappointed with us kids right now. We didn’t want to listen, we knew better that running off with that high school dropout meth addict Trump wouldn’t be so bad; we could turn him around and make him a decent man. Surely if he saw…

I can’t watch this bc I’m still denying the reality that we’re going from this intelligent, thoughtful, compassionate, and inspiring role model to a screaming orange racist dinglefart. It’s like if mom divorced our nice, kind, lovely dad and took up with...Donald Trump.

I feel so bad for Barack. 8 years of this shit and he thought he’d probably get to take a vacation. Spend some time with the fam and then ease back into some interesting work. Instead he going to have to stick around do what he can and keep being POTUS for the rest of us. I wouldn’t blame him one bit if he moved to…

The thought has crossed my mind, but then we get pence.

btw, I’ve become really religious. I pray several times a day that a vengeful God give Trump a massive stroke.

My coworker and I started crying at our desks. When she got to the part addressing young girls, I started ugly crying. I’m literally having a daughter next week and I can’t believe this is the world we’re subjecting her to.

And you didn’t even get your fucking 5%, you assholes. You ruined it for everyone and you did it for nothing.

My dumbass cousin voted for Gary Johnson in OHIO and then posted on Instagram this morning hysterical about how the country could elect Trump.

Those people will lie or “misremember” who they voted for in the future, when they talk about the election with friends, children, relatives, and neighbors. They will pretend they were not the morons who risked everything for their egos and didn’t barricade Trump.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.