I always be a little disappointed that throughout all these years we never got at least a one off performance of Paul and Ringo with Julian, Sean, and Dhani.

Sir, please collect your action figures and leave the garden centre. Security has been called.

Especially when naming your cat.

Now I know yall be lovin’ stick shifts right here 

I’d like to take this opportunity to hijack the original thread and repeat my demand for a Gargoyles reboot.

“How do I keep my salad from getting tossed while I’m in the bathroom?”

It doesn’t take more than a few words from these kids to make a grown-ass man like myself, turn into a blubbering puddle of tears. I feel so much pride, and so much anger, at the same time, that it’s hard to put into words.

Noted conservative, free speech advocate Ben Shapiro was prepared to comment, until he realized Hannibal Burress was a scary black man, at which point he clutched his purse tightly and proceeded to cross the street.

- pours out 20oz bottle of Surge