She has kind of a classic rock/metal vibe. I think that's what makes her appealing to people who don't like pop music.

No, thanks.

Everyone else go home.

And your stamp collection!

Okay, so...is it still going to be called Buffy but the main characters will be different? Is the slayer not named Buffy? It just seems like it’s not a reboot, it’s a spin off/sequel.

I saw a suggestion that Chaz Bono would be great for the role. I haven’t seen much of his acting, but he certainly looks the part and it could be a big breakout role for a trans actor.

I’m the opposite. I was extremely squeamish as a kid, into high school. All that changed when I was in film school. Now I can stomach pretty much any gore. The older I get the more desensitized I’ve become to cinematic violence, because I know how practical effects work. Plus a lot of extreme gore is so over the top I…

Most bar owners that I’ve known find “2 drink minimum” signs or anything of that sort a bit tacky. Bars want to cultivate a friendly hang out vibe, and reminding your customers you see them as walking dollar signs kills the mood.

You should know you’re probably eating a lot of spit

It doesn’t do that for most people, though. It reads too much like “ooohhh, look how dark and edgy our movie is! You can’t even handle the brutality! You fuckin pussy!”

Joyce was robbed! Robbed!

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“Ehhh dis is Eddie Brock, reportin’. Some goon robbed a bank on third street, wearin some kinda fishbowl on his head. Might be a wizard or sumthin, I unno.” 

Oh my god, when did they let you back in, ZMF? We missed you.

Dental plan!

I tended bar at a shitty bowling alley and they actually had us clean the line anytime we changed a keg (usually once per day for each beer on tap, sometimes more) and would do a full cleaning of the entire system something like once a week. I was surprised at them being that thorough for such a crummy bar, but they…

The promotional campaign for this Wicker Man- Jurassic Park crossover is out of control.

I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

I would just buy ultra cheap CDRs. About 1/3rd of them wouldn’t even write, the audio quality was shit and some cd players wouldn’t even play them. But I’d be damned if I would put Weezer on the same CD as Guns N Roses.

The voice doesn’t bother me. I’ve honest-to-god met people with that kind of voice, including some of ny mother’s family from Minnesota.