Meanwhile at Old Spice headquarters:

Yeah, remember that time she blasted Kesha’s rape allegations as a publicity stunt to cover for her lack of talent? Just the best.

I don’t think talk shows lend themselves to the streaming format very well. They kind of depend on that late-night or middle-of-the-day boredom to be appealing.

Yeah I’m sure the stormtrooper janitor is naturally stronger than the battle hardened 6' 3" woman in full armor.

Do Star Wars films even need any promo at this point? It’s one of the most popular franchises of all time. Even a mediocre Star Wars film can guarantee a big opening weekend, merely because of brand recognition.

I used to think the same way; “why didn’t she leave/fight back/get help?” until some of my female friends explained that;

Well that’s something

I think my worst experience of this sort was probably watching “Office Space” with my mother when I was 15. I was lent the movie by an older friend who mentioned how hilarious it was, and he was generally seen as a “good kid” (part of our church, good student, always polite to my parents) so my mom seemed assured by…

Better headline; “Male celebrities Amazingly Manage to Not Make Something About Them.”

Basically a Goo Goo Dolls song now.

“hole” just makes sense coming from Moe. Nothing about Moe is fancy or refined. “Car hold” carries some dignity, and although odd, lacks the sleazy and gruff quality one should expect from Moe Syzlakk

Nah. I disliked TFA strongly, and I love Last Jedi. TFA has nearly the same story structure as ANH, has an identical plot and lampshades its own blatant miming of the original trilogy.

So, this is just about guaranteed to be a Illumination/Blue Sky/Dreamworks style comedy with a bunch of dated-yet-recent pop culture references, a lame pop soundtrack and pretty much none of the source material’s gleefully macabre fun, isn’t it?

Your portfolio will mature slowly over a thousand years.

I think a hotdog is more a sandwich than an open-faced sandwich. To me, and open-faced sandwich defeats the purpose of a sandwich, which is all about keeping your hands relatively clean despite not using utensils. An open faced sandwich is practically a salad, or a pizza, and a terrible version of those things at…

An open faced sandwich is basically a pizza.

Yeah, it seemed really mean-spirited with how drawn out it was.

Damn immigants. I knew it was them, even when it was the bears I knew it was them!

Here’s another area where TV is outpacing film lately. Game of Thrones has a great score, with unique themes and a wide variety of stylistic shifts (see the tense piano-heavy intro to “Mother’s Mercy”).

LOTR just had some stellar themes and overall the music is fantastic, even including that damn Enya song.