Id rather nobody crash my wedding, since its supposed to be OUR day. But then Im just cranky.

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

Hmmm...I seem to remember sports commentators saying Serena was too old and too out of shape/fat/not hot enough for their boners. I'm looking at you Whitlock.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CALL A ROOM IN YOUR COMIC BOOK STORE A "RAPE ROOM?

As a female martial arts practitioner who is also trying to get into weight-lifting/resistance exercises...fuck this "breakable" bullshit.

That's a good point. But Mr. Bong uses boxers and they're always outside out so I never get accidentally exposed to his shameful secretions!! And I'm not about to go peeking on purpose to level out the playing field. I'll get back to you in a few years to see how this story has developed...

Eh, it's more that a mature, adult man doesn't react to a natural function of the female body by pronouncing it disgusting, assuming he's sexually attracted to women. Menstrual blood isn't any more disgusting than swallowing semen out of a penis that hasn't been rinsed since its owner last peed.

Period sex is awesome. Maximum lubrication. We have a 1970s era beach towel designated for the act (actually, also for when I dye my hair; efficiency!!).

Let's just do #unfollowadouchebag

So very special, unless they require food/housing/healthcare assistance, that is.

Nice black humour, I laugh as a survivor of both yet my brain computes- I doubt many would care to sink to their level!

I mean if the animal can fight back and is bad ass...then sure, try to kill it. But for typical game? Man...unless you eat it, hunting is some bullshit.

Exactly. I've seen many friends who fit the "hot" mold in their younger years experience significant anxiety around aging and childbearing. Me? I have never been hot, and I came to terms with that a long time ago. I compensated by being smart and ambitious and mean/funny. And that has only gotten better with…

I can't wait until I'm 90, give no fucks, and am considered a national treasure because of it.

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

Oh, fuck off, angry little trollboy. Your kind of response————significantly, you're not angry at the sexism, but at the response to it————that indicates just how pernicious sexism is.

Seriously, do men EVER get asked this? It's assumed they provide the truly valuable parenting ——intellectual, spiritual, political, whatever——while women just wipe asses and do the shit work.

I agree with you. I have a 15-year-old in my life who spends essentially all of her free time talking about and researching and promoting LGBTQ rights. She's pretty intense, but I think it's great. When she's an adult, I know that she isn't going to be part of the problem.

@amy - thank you: I'm really tired of feeling like I should be giving men a cookie for _not_ being horrible human beings. Yet, just the other day, I walked by a neighbor's apartment who is immensely good with his little son, seems to be quite kind to his partner, and was washing the dishes. I actually wanted to say,…

I just cannot wrap my head around how "Hey, huge numbers women are suffering physically, sexually and emotional at the hands of men and we would really like that to stop" warrants responses like "GET MARRIED" or "STOP DRESSING LIKE A SLUT." Like... how...