Well, who honestly talks about mustangs that go cloppity clop? I'm not even sure that many people realize that it's an American breed of horse.

Or this?

Actually this is the wallpaper you want.

Because I said so.

Even Alex Roy doesn’t acknowledge his “cross country” cruise as a Cannonball Run. So why does Jalopnik? Alex Roy may have traversed this great country of ours, coast to coast, in 31:04, but he did not do a Cannonball Run and does not deserve to be held in such esteem as the greats who came before him. Alex Roy stands…

I really think it’s a damn shame that a media outlet as reputable as the Jalopnik would recognize Alex Roy’s “transcontinental” record in the same sentence as a Cannonball Run record breaker. I was talking to Burt Reynolds this weekend about it and he confirmed that the Cannonball Run starts at Red Ball Garage in…