She was so drunk she made it that whole way in the wrong lane.

I’ll take all the Janelle ya got.

Wow. WOW. I’m shocked by this.

Too late for COTD?

don’t worry, mexico will pay for it.

Here is the loose thought process to “people in the trade” (aka who use and abuse trucks on job sites):

If you keep talking like that, President Kanye will raise tariffs on Italian cars.

4. This:

Its a detriot auto-locking differential. Its a gear-driven limited slip differential developed by Eaton.

Mazda6 - $21,950, 42.2 / 38.7 legroom, 26/35mpg 

Everybody knows you need a Buick.

Yet a 1982 Mercedes 380 SEL with 155 hp from a V8 is worshipped like a powerful Teutonic god. Which it is most certainly not.

Never liked his handling of Infiniti or trying to make Cadillac a NewYork Fashion brand and stupid things like this:

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

The speeding tickets were actually caused by alternate-timeline Donald Schulz whooshing by at 88 mph.

I think it looks much better with the center grill section painted and the bowtie raised a bit... looks like lots of collision shops will be getting work painting those things, like they did with Acura beaks.

we all should have known this look was gonna happen. it’s the transformers disease still in effect.

That is the laugh of a kid who knows the system is fucked, knows he’s getting locked up for no reason, and knows the actual cop who committed the actual murder got off free.

Don’t worry it will come out of your paycheck.

Yeah those popups really do it for me. Not as much as these, but still.