I don’t mind/care about kardashians much but they do make me wonder what it’s like to be a woman who always looks pristine. Hair, nails, face, clothes... even when they’re in sweats they look great.

Or, she wakes up in a year and feels that she the need to google *what are the signs of emotional abuse and gas lighting in relationships?*. to decide if she’s married to a psycho and if she needs to cut and run.

I feel if you’re going to interview Marilyn Manson, you should be prepared for an experience, if nothing else.

I feel like ultimately this has comed down to People Taking This Seriously vs. Everyone Else.

Yup, he’s all about that shipping optimization stuff. That’s what makes him hot.

Kevin just wants a woman who knows how to ship via UPS or FedEx.

Kevin Hart using “logistic” in a sentence:

And the “women are logical” game. :(

Do you watch Veep?

I’m so thrilled that BLL cleaned up. That series was just absolutely riveting.

Lead Actress in a Drama Series

Today on 500 Days of Kristin: what is going on with her boobs in that dress? It is like they are mad at one another.

Nooooooooo! That was the worst.

I’m surprised the guy getting the blowjob didn’t shoot him.

They were all doing coke right?

Like the Michigan man who was so afraid for his life because someone was banging on his door at 4:30 am, that he opened the door and shot a 19 year old female accident victim in the face.

I don’t like to resort to name-calling, but this women is a worthless little twat. That expression on her face reads, “Yeah I did it, what of it? My daddy will post bail in ten minutes and I’ll be back at my Enterprise receptionist job by tomorrow morning lol.”

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

what freaked me out was how far i was and how quietly i said “alexa” and the bitch still picked it up. so no i don’t want this face spray thing.