The White House’s very own Nelson Bighetti.

Lol!

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.

Well, I’ll disagree with you regarding the “lucky sperm club” as the only source of being “rich”, I speak from experience.

I have an autopilot on my boat. All it does is steer straight.

No other manufacturer out there would allow for a driver to not touch the wheel for an extended period of time without tons of warnings and then a disengaging of the system entirely.

but Tesla, doesn’t call it “Autopilot”, Tesla calls it “semi-autonomous autopilot”, I think people who can afford a $100k car should be able to understand what semi-autonomous means.

Apparently it ain’t cheap to look that shitty.

Couldn’t be happening to a nicer guy.

Blackface is something specific. I’m not really supportive of it’s continued expansion into more and more situations.

He has the voice of someone with an insignificant penis.

i would’ve...til i heard him speak just now.

Ew. He looks like he’d struggle to benchpress a kitten.

Yeah, the Confederacy talked themselves into believing that numbers didn’t matter because “one Southern gentleman is worth a dozen Yankees!” They are consistently bad at this calculation.

I think they also like to comfort themselves by imagining liberals to be sniveling, skinny, weak little nerds.

I have a Bernie-bro coworker and a (still whiny about being called) deplorable manager. All three of us own guns, as the manager found out the other day when we were talking about buying a new handgun. “Wait a minute, you two own guns but you voted for Hillary?” “Yeah. No one is ever going to take your guns, man. If…

What the actual fuck even IS that?!

I think it’s great that conservatives are such good shots they can murder dozens of people in one go.

Liberals can’t even shoot straight.

I’m confused by the need for qualifiers after “Chris Hemsworth.”