Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?

Hello Amercain freind. I am a rich pricne in Ngerai. Please send bank detales and I wil reward yuor kindness with 10.000.000$ when my cleernce is thruoh.

If I had won on Saturday, it’d probably take me a month minimum in prep with a legal/financial team before claiming it. Hopefully this person is doing something similar.

Two other options: trying to figure out how to claim it anonymously, or hasn’t realized they won. I haven’t checked my ticket, but I’m not in California.

I won $10k 5 years ago. I hadn’t bothered to check the ticket for 2 weeks.

Whenever it takes someone a while to claim lottery winnings, I hope it’s because they have sought financial advice. I’m usually wrong.

Extra hot WITH ICE CUBES!? Coffee people are insane, and I say this as someone with a pretty bad caffeine addiction.

I work at Starbucks and I’ve been called worse by middle class mombie bitches when I don’t get all 18 modifications of their skinny vanilla latte-half caf-extra hot-soy-with whip-grande in a venti cup-with 6 ice cubes- right on the first go and have to ask them repeat it.

So this confirms Nicki started fuckin with Nas so he wouldn’t clear the sample for radio play, right?

They need to lay of the synthetic weed, because I’ve seen the dudes smoking in the park that have better decorum than this person.

I was reminded of when my dad was given too many blood thinners when he was in the hospital. It was very unpleasant to watch.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

>I’m team Ariel winters mom.

The “child” is 19 and was granted legal emancipation because of the mom’s issues. Concern troll elsewhere.

Hah! I read the headline thinking, “Sounds familiar.” And then the mom said “She needs to grow up.” Exactly what my mother said after inviting herself on my trip to India to meet my husband’s parents and being denied because she’s a racist asshole who didn’t believe me when I told her I was raped at 15 and made me…

As someone who routinely gets to enjoy himself without people commenting on what I wear, I endorse her doing the same.

Britney has that “Running out to the 7-11 for some Winston Ultra Lights” aesthetic and she is sticking with it, by God.

He’s trying to gaslight the fuck out of her and her mom both - but he’s also torquing her arm hard. By making her relive the traumatic experience, twisted to sound like she wanted what he did to her, he’s saying look what I’ll do to you if you don’t stay quiet - even your mother will doubt you - this is just a taste…

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.