people bought shitty cars they weren’t excited about, and had terrible interest rates and warranties and other things tacked on that they didn’t need. So tragic.

Seriously, my new car has all this shit built into it that my phone does so much better, and my phone will be updated way more often than all the Toyota stuff. Recent example: I was trying to type an address into my car navigation in stop and go traffic, but my car, to be safe, makes the keyboard disappear if I hit…

Holy shit. I logically know that we don’t have the best rate of success i our country for death from labor complications but emotionally I didn’t really think this ever happens. Tragic.

Yessss- that song is hot.

Ok, I’ll try it. But my hair is the same whether I do washing, no washing and dry shampoo, coconut oil, color or years without color. I probably just need to comb it out and braid it before bed so I don’t get that rats nest back there.

I went full Miley Cyrus in Wrecking ball and now finally have long hair again, and cannot keep it untangled! it sits on top of my head in a messy bun 24/7. Why have it? But it took so long to get here again. What to do... and I have a very round face and don’t want short hair. I bought detanglers, good conditioner,…

I was looking at both those cars and people say a lot of things that scared me away from the Forester... Love owning Mazda’s though. I ended up with a hybrid Rav for way more than I needed to spend ;D

New Tacoma’s are getting horrible ratings from Consumer Reports and whoever else does those. Why? and why can’t we buy one from 2006 for less than 15k? So crazy. My husband ended up with a Ford Ranger, and he is still very sad about it.

Ijeoma’s last name is spelled incorrectly in the paragraph following her tweets, and I love that woman, so I had to try to get it corrected.

He’s so odd, too. Look up the video of him on James Corden, answering Reggie Watts’ final question. I like strange minds.

Amen, I read one line and rolled my eyes into next year.

Or AMERICAN STEEL for that pipeline/wall

Same!! I pined to shop at BeBe, even before I was the mom of two muffin pan that I am now, but damn that stuff was tiny.

He’s so busy! But he is my dream boyfriend.

DODAI? What? Do my eyes betray me? Is Lindy West gonna pop back on the scene next? Am I hallucinating?

I know someone who accidentally fed their kids something. horror story.

Haha, come look at my makeup cabinet and tell me about responsibility. ;)

I haven’t had new tattoos since I had to start paying my student loans, and those are for the next 20 years so... probably not. If you pay for it, I will do it!

I literally was at the zoo yesterday and looking at a giraffe’s cute cute face thinking, “Huh maybe a giraffe tattoo would be cute...”

He was on some late night show and told another story like this he asked his wife if he had to give up something for whatever religious holiday people give stuff up for, what would it be? She said, “Complaining.”