More proof that Bill Clinton is still the man.

I wonder how the model felt when she went on this casting call. "You're attaching what to my what? But... why? Damn failing economy."

@LolaQuinn is full of beans: This whole thing has just gone on for much too schlong.

I must say I'm a little disappointed with the responses here. Whatever your views on the Israeli/Palestinian issue, according to international law none of this is "open to interpretation." Mitzpe Shalem is an illegal settlement. It doesn't matter whether it's a kibbutz or non-religious, it was built in the Occupied…

Man, the crazy in her eyes when she says "pandering to diversity" sent chills up my spine. She just doesn't see the irony in that statement, since she's pandering to non-diversity. Just another "botched failure."

I think my main problem with porn isn't the fake boobs... it's the fake sex. I'm not saying that the people in porn don't enjoy it, but there's just something about the fact that these two (or more) people are getting paid to have sex. It's just so, well, perfect, mechanical, and cold. Sex for me should be messy and…

@hatepaperdoll: When there a million warnings about a product, I always think of the Happy Fun Ball commercial parody on SNL. "If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover your head... Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball." Classic.

@hellosunshine: Seriously! I find myself all the time referring to that show, maybe even more than Seinfeld. Just yesterday I suggested that a girlfriend of mine should pull "Naked Man." One day my friends will start watching it and know what I'm talking about.

I hate this line of reasoning about that minorities can do things that white people could never do, which I've heard so many times growing up in the South. "It's okay to have a black history month but not a WHITE history month? Or the NAACP and La Raza but not a group for the advancement of white people?" Listen,…

@Trulymadlyme: Haven't you seen the "Racial Draft" from The Chappelle Show? "We have got to stop arguing about who is what! We should just settle this once and for all. That's right, we need to have a draft!" Although, I have a feeling that the blacks would never have traded Michael Jackson to the whites.

@sequined: I just looked down at my own plain black v-neck shirt and felt a burning sensation - Shame? Jealousy? The burrito I had for lunch? I'll go with jealousy.

@Majrhoulihan: I waited on her once when she had a cold. It was unbelievable - Kathleen Turner, hoarse. She and her friend made several jokes about it.

@sarahxo: Sinus cavities. I saw a guy at a burlesque show hammer a nail into his nose and then bring someone from the crowd onstage to yank it out. I thought I was going to faint.

@babyruthless: Oh, there are deer in Rock Creek Park. I used to see them when I lived around there. And my boss almost hit one.

Sorry, off topic, but if you read the "Top 10 Crimes Against Nature" on that same website, number 2 is "Penis Enhancement." The accompanying picture is of the Washington Monument. Hee! It always was my favorite monument when I lived in DC.

I had a friend in high school who used to always say, "That Johnny Depp, he makes me cry." 13 years later, I'm still crying. Voodoo, I tell you.

So the game is a bomb, just like the movie?

@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: I was giggling like an immature 13-year-old on those too. And right now, when you go to click on the next page, it says "Read 69 Comments and Post Your Own." STOP ABC! You're killing me over here!

@Artemis47: My mother burned this into my brain. When I was younger and "bike shorts" were in, she would tell me that I was going to get "tootie rot." (Yes, she called my vagina a tootie.)

Best one I've had was: