I just wrap my towel under my tits instead of over.

I think this is correct. I think he underestimated how difficult “discreet” was going to be when you’re on reality tv. Too bad she couldn’t own the open relationship, if that is indeed what it was. Would have been interesting to see someone like her publicly take that stance.

It is no longer about Tom, the countess is back bitches!

10/10 would buy. But $45 seems a bit steep.

im relieved for her. now she can stop pretending to be happy with this asshole

I’m more in this camp. She really seemed like one of those aristocrats that tolerates an open marriage and actively sleeps around herself.

New tagline:

GODDAMNIT!* WE CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS!

That must have made even his publicist dry heave.

Sonja’s blurred out nipples really elevate this.

Tom D’Agostino (not of the grocery D’Agostinos)

“He loved the nurse, not the reality star” is the most bullshit thing about this. Tom fucked that ENTIRE cast and like you say, made many cameos on the show. He is literally the East Coast Slade Smiley.

My first thought was literally “THAT SNAKE WAITED TILL THEY TAPED THE REUNION TO DO THIS! WHAT THE FUCK.”

Carole and Adam broke up? This is brand new news to me. Oh, I’m vaguely sad about that.

On one hand, I genuinely feel bad for LuAnn. Clearly she wanted to be married to this person and to be in a genuine loving relationship with the warmth and comfort a married couple provides or each other.

I feel bad for LuAnn because you know that Ramona and Sonja are never going to let her live this down.

the most shocking and least shocking news all at once.

Ramona must be in her glory (this calls for a new macrame dress!) and Andy Cohen must be sick to his stomach that they aren’t filming and that the reunion is over.

Look, if I’m going to die, I may as well go out covered in sequins.

What about my model that I purchased from Amazon for $3? Surely this one is safe!