So you’re on of those people who watched the Colbert Report and thought Colbert actually was a conservative?

Oh man. It’s shit like this that’s making it harder to read Jezebel. Please start taking the time to evaluate what actually needs to be written and what is completely and totally unnecessary. Saying this with no intention of shaming for the sake of it; I really value Jez and have for years. But there have been so…

They joked a lot about Kristen and Monica being sister wives and sleeping together.  They seem to be best friends and that’s the way their humor seems to run. Although, even if it were true... everyone is happy and consenting so who really cares...?

Not that snark has ever really been lacking at Jez, or that it isn’t deserved or fun to engage in sometimes, but this piece leaves a really bad taste in my mouth. It’s mean-spirited for no good reason, and sounds like jealousy, tbh. Also, it’s centered around one podcast episode that came out over a year ago. Just bad…

Hell yes, first starving polar bears and now a happy marriage. What are we going to shit on next? I vote kids with cancer, or maybe newborn kittens.

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While seconding what others have said about the completely unessecary nature of heaping scorn on two harmless people for... being happily married (?)... I’d also like to point out how bizarre it is that it took you more than a year to write what is essentially a summary of a single podcast interview.

...wow.

What!??!!

Or about care for babies after they leave the womb and are in the real world with parents that cant afford food, housing ect.

Can you bring back hoop skirts, big hats and rocking chairs without it being racist? Sure, probably. But can you divorce the “glamour” of an era from the sins that helped build it? No, you can’t. Because when you try to, you’re going to find yourself going down the sort of path where old slave quarters seem cute and…

What else are people supposed to do with it? I don’t know, tear them down, turn them into musuems ala Holocaust Museum style, turn them into schools that explain just how terrible slavery was... as opposed to re-purposing them into sanitized history of civil white Southern folks who got to live large and feel superior…

Being enamored with the Antebellum south is always suspect, but it seems extra suspicious to me when people who aren’t even from the south are into it. Blake Lively was born and raised in LA and Reynolds is Canadian, so there’s really no excuse for it.

I don’t know why this would even need saying after all this time. He’s always been about one person and one person only - himself.

Meanwhile, Trump’s outings to Mar A Lago are approaching $100M, so you can gtfohwtbs. 

Obama took the election with 65 million votes, versus 60 million for Mitt Romney.

Da fuq you talkin’ about ? It wasn’t even close.

I dunno how you do math but Obama beat Romney by almost 5 million votes.

Golf Kanye

He looks like he’s afraid Obama (forever president) is trying to steal his wallet.