Costanza would be proud of you.

This guy?

Spain, France, Amsterdam

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Sat here for 20 minutes trying to work Self-Dick moves into my comment, but then my mom walked in on me and I lost the urge...

I realize this isn’t my blog, but I’m going to tell you a little story.

My grandmother died a few years ago, she was living in a nursing home in the Boston area after no longer being able to live on her own in Scranton, PA. My parents live in the Boston area so they drove her up in her 1984 Old Lady Car (I forget if…