I read like a voracious word slut. I will do anything for a character that gets under my skin, for a wordsmith that spins a tale. Fuck that - poetry is my favorite tryst.

What if you plan to accomplish this by not reading anything this year?

I hate to be a Wednesday Addam but I wouldn’t consider the royal family rich. They are more like the largest recipient of welfare.

Says the weak bitch who worships the biggest troll on this site.

#NotAllOfJezebel

Jez definitely has their scared cows that are off limits. Minaj and the painfully unfunny Amy Schumer immediately come to mind.