More importantly, they’re not real animals, they’re a few lines of code in something much, much less complex than the four billion years of evolution we’ve had on this planet, so comparing discovered “species” in the game to any life on this planet is risible.

Make what worse? Climate change occurs regardless of whether or not we exist. Worse is a matter of opinion. Worse for Miami, better for Greenland.

Are you telling me climate change occurred before there were cars????

jesus, what version of pokémon is this

Even when we are all driving around in hovercars and using anti-matter to power our starships, we’ll still be drinking beer.

Someone had a lot of friends with restaurants.

Obligatory.

I'm, I think, literally turned on as much by the femality of the form as the technancy of the form, to create a couple of words. Literally the idea of technology as body, seen on full frontal display in videogame Deus Ex: Human Revolution, or the original film anime Ghost In the Shell, entices and seduces me; I want…

Don't be too happy. What do you think pays the bills? Helix? I don't think so.