James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

According to Buckley, it sounds like Reimer needs a come-to-Jesus moment. Unfortunately, everyone named Jesus in Boston has already been reported to ICE by their neighbors.

Yup, find something steadfast and immovable.

Can’t respond, my right rear tire blew up again

A sitting POTUS:

Still going to get complainers who come here not having watched the race and are shocked, shocked I say when the results are posted on a site that covers racing.

.ssecorp eht tsurT

Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

Foles foils Falcons; fucks Falcon’s formula for final fight for fulfillment, fortunes for foreseeable future.

Now if someone from Philly travels to LA to attend a game with a “Trust the Process” sign, then there might be a chance of acceptance.

Can they truly be a Philadelphia sports team if I’m never able to witness them disappoint me in person somewhere in the greater Philadelphia area?

So I’m guessing you’ve never played KOTOR II. Or that you ranted about how it, too, was being unfaithful to the mythos.

There is an extreme lack of Person of Interest and Legion here.

If they seem befuddled it’s because they’re drunk, having come to the conclusion that everything everywhere is awful.

Diarrhea can be like an intense storm, raging inside of you.

So we are all in agreement.

Say what you want about Newton—I’ve found his performance to be inconsistent—but this was pretty great:

Oh fuck what have I done.

“You’re out in the elements, Donnie!”