First thing I thought of. I feel like Stargate should’ve been mentioned in the article as the way to do it right.

George Reeve teams up with Adam West and Linda Carter. Christopher Reeves teams up with Michael Keaton and John Wesley Shipp.

Have George Reeves Superman, ‘66 Batman and ‘77 Wonder Woman form a Trinity, then have a Crisis changing George Reeves to Christopher Reeve and ‘66 Batman to ‘89 Batman. Then rope in 1990 Flash for the hell of it.

The more logical choice. Team reeve up with Keaton Batman.

Or with George Reeves’ Superman...

The best part of this “thread” of the show...

In the auto industry, delivery dates are hard dates that never move to the right, you have to make the model year, and you have to be early enough to get in the factory on time, etc. Their choice was probably ship it or...ship it.

APPROVED.

Because 90s kids will sacrifice just about anything to re-live classic Nickelodeon. I would still shove a bitch off a mountain if it means I could take home a piece of the Agrocragg.

Any time someone doesn’t give a fuck in a press conference, it’s a billion times better.

Hot Take # 2:. If said sport press conferences must continue, only Bill Belichik and Gregg Popovich are allowed to give them. This will cut back on time wasted on stupid questions and make the proceedings more efficient.

Hot Take: all sports press conferences are useless and need to go away.

*shrug*

It must be hell for him trying to organize his pictures. “This one was taken at some point in the last 40 years, but I have no idea when.”

Oh come on, don’t try to pass off a 2042 pic for a 2024 one...

Here’s what Patrick Stewart will actually look like in 2024.

Being RLM, I’m sure Hindaugh was amped-up about the mundane, and yelling, “EAUUUU MY GOTT, HE’S USING BIPEDAL MOVEMENT TO TRAVERSE THE PADDOCK! LEFT FOOT! RIGHT FOOT! OOOOOOOONBLIEEEEEEVABULL!”