In the auto industry, delivery dates are hard dates that never move to the right, you have to make the model year, and you have to be early enough to get in the factory on time, etc. Their choice was probably ship it or...ship it.

APPROVED.

Any time someone doesn’t give a fuck in a press conference, it’s a billion times better.

Hot Take # 2:. If said sport press conferences must continue, only Bill Belichik and Gregg Popovich are allowed to give them. This will cut back on time wasted on stupid questions and make the proceedings more efficient.

Hot Take: all sports press conferences are useless and need to go away.

*shrug*

Being RLM, I’m sure Hindaugh was amped-up about the mundane, and yelling, “EAUUUU MY GOTT, HE’S USING BIPEDAL MOVEMENT TO TRAVERSE THE PADDOCK! LEFT FOOT! RIGHT FOOT! OOOOOOOONBLIEEEEEEVABULL!”

-Joseph Goebbels

Beemer driver: my tire pressure guage misled me into entering the roadway at an inadvisable vector and speed.

You’d think it would earn more respect, but driving these things is a pretty tankless job.

Couldn’t we just get Murk Ruffalo to do this instead?

Just remember, they’re only a Socialite if they’ve crashed to Earth. If they’re still in space, they’re just Social.

If there’s one thing Formula SAE taught me, it’s that everything about Carbon Fiber sucks, except the final product

Yup... itchy as hell when not protected (ex: clear coat). In college I was on the rowing team and our oars were carbon fiber. 6 guys would carry the boat and 2 would bundle 8 oars and carry them to the water. Unless you had long sleeves on, the arm used to carry the oars was littered with CF splinters... tiny,…

Wait. Is he awake? That would be news to me.

Ford GTs are the worst sounding car by far. Amongst all classes this weekend.

XR4Ti.

What killed the dinosaurs?

No exaggeration: I will get bachelor-party drunk when he croaks.