I’m fine. Everything’s fine.

So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

They tried it. For the drivers? No. For the cars lacking starters and durable clutches? Yes.

Well you can see the steel barriers above, they certainly are close to the track aren’t they? IndyCar doesn’t demand the same track standards as F1, and pretty much everyone will tell you that the Glen is kinda scary. For a series that runs 195mph+ on temporary street circuits lined with concrete walls and 245mph+ on…

If the so-called “redneck sport” for “bloodthirsty fans of crashes” is taking concussions this seriously, no other sporting organization has an excuse. None whatsoever.

Mee mother mee moo moids moo midenmimied mare mot mammom mexammles.

This shit is still easier to figure out than BMW’s lineup.

That gif isn't real. You know how I know? Because he didn't grab his left boob as he laughed.

Looks more like a Puma to me.

Things I don’t want, ranked:

I still think the below is better... even if the Santander symbol is making an unfortunate image.

What, Australians being uncivilised, crazy animals?

Remember, kids: F1 at 7 am EST from Belgium! Excitement to match thi—

Honda: BUY OUR ENGINE!

Also:

Sorry I missed this one. Here’s mine:

Oh my god, I’m so sick of saying this, THAT’S NOT HOW THE FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT WORKS.

La respuesta es siempre “Miata”