“You’ll want to wear something elegant yet...”

Winners according to my 3 most important organs:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/io9.gizmodo.com/murder-is-legal-and-torture-is-mandatory-because-gods-1761496886/amp

I will circle the block if someone is behind me so I don't have to screw up while someone judges the shit out of me.

Her opinion of the necessary inebriation to watch a Bills-Jets game is spot on.  This is good Twitter.

I never can figure out who has the more fucked up politics, the Brits or us Yanks. I think our politicians are more competent, if also more evil and corrupt.  It sounds like most leadership figures in the UK could fuck up a wet dream.

“2 payments of $19.95"

And the one defender just shakes his head when Steph sinks the three anyway.

Thats what happens when you eat horse poop.

Why do I get the feeling that a Hispanic woman killed by a white guy isn’t going to generate the same outrage with the Fox News crowd that Mollie Tibbetts did?

Nope, same team.  It's a good story though, two years of being featured is ok 

Aww, mine didn’t make it.

Yea, Wilson got hit in the head with debris.

Specifically, “Donnie” from Dundalk. Though one was a “Donny”, do maybe they’re talking about 2 different people but I doubt it

It took me a while but I figured out the best first upgrade for that car: sway bars.

This was always the first car I got when playing the original Gran Turismo.  It was slow and heavy and I loved it.

Who Drew is addressing and who the address is 'for' doesn't have to be the same group of people.

Checked off:

Teldrassil was the ultimate display of the vanity of the night elves. They “sacrificed” their immortality to stop Archimonde; a noble and heroic act. Then they shit all over it by growing that piece of living blasphemy, because they were afraid to end they’re already absurdly long lives.

WYTS entries I’m most looking forward to: