FETCH ME MY CLUTCHING PEARLS

“Are you trying to tell me the defendant WASN’T covered head to toe in the victim’s blood?”

Simultaneously horrified and impressed that they went with the “he had a hat” explanation.

I’ve seen drunk meatheads move some pretty impressive amounts of stuff around.

Hmmm. Maybe a bunch of people picked it up and placed it there? I feel like driving the car into the rock wouldn’t have done way more damage. All the more impressive if that’s what happened.

Holy crap. This is the track that the record was set on; it may as well have been set when dinosaurs were still roaming the earth. No chicanes on Hunandries, no Porsche curves, no Dunlop curves. And the Toyota STILL roasted the record by over a second (and probably did it with half the fuel).

Eh, no such thing as “bullet proof”. There’s always either a bigger gun or green tips.

Yea don’t worry, grid penalty will take care of that. I’ll still be surprised if they get points.

I read that as “Katy Perry wants to make out wi Taylor Swift.”

Yea my first thought was “where is the suspension?” I’m pretty sure they made some changes to prevent the drivers from getting kebabed, so it looks like it worked.

These fuckers cancelled Person of Interest...for this?

http://io9.gizmodo.com/1795222595

So by the definition of “treason” and “espionage” you’ve laid out here, Trump is almost certainly guilty of espionage, or if nothing else, an investigation is certainly warranted. If nothing else, whatever Trump did tell those Russian officials would not be protected from an FOIA request.

I’m pretty sure these guys in the lab were the ones who had first pick and deliberately avoided having to be the ones to figure out The Chase.

I’ll agree with this but would also add I-86 through New York’s Southern Teir. So. Goddamn. Boring. As you said, sure, pretty in the fall(and a fucking nightmare in the winter), but the pavements is even worse condition than I-80, especially around the Indian reservations. Jamestown is pretty to look at, and has…

A 20g crash and getting set on fire does funny things to your temper.

Yea I’m terrified for him in the race. That said, even if the Honda engine is down on power, as long as the damn thing stops blowing up, Alonso should be able to get points. 

“In bed, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock.”

Over/Under on when ICE gets a fancy new name like “United States Freedom Protectors” or some such bullshit? 6 months? A year?