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Oh that was my favorite out of the dresses.

Why are they making those miserable faces? What are the instructions they were given that resulted in all of the models looking like they are dead inside?

GAH!! I hate the makeup SO MUCH.

"I feel poopy"

team laser pointer

Why does Jezebel insist on finding racial appropriation in anything Katy Perry does? Seriously, this is really stretching. It's not offensive. At this point it's just become obsessive criticism of a woman in the entertainment industry getting what might be bad advice and making what may be bad pop-songs. Why not look…

Fortunately dropping deuces is still okay.

My seven year old "Um, Mom, is that ice cream twerking?" So much WTF in this.

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

I can't believe they put the "missing belly button" one in there as it's a result of childhood surgery, how fucking evil is that?!

He also charges ten dollars "a hour".

"I am an starving Artist"...

So this weekend I was googling "Grape String Art" tutorials because I am taking my sister on a little wine country tour for her 30th birthday and I am making string art to go along with it. AND THIS FUCKING BATHING SUIT COMES UP IN THE IMAGE SEARCH OF GRAPE STRING ART!!!!!!!! So my husband and I spent well over an…

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