Opera Singer? Auctioneer?

To be fair, cycling in a crosswind is more of an Aert than a Science. 

A Devil cutting short some young kids’ playing time? I think that’s called “The Scott Stevens”.

One of my toddlers used to consistently void a turd that was the size of a can of beer. It was freaky.

Flatpoint High (Go Concrete Donkeys!)

USA, to England...

Ya Gotta Bereave!

I hope it doesn’t crash on some faraway beach.

Stephen Merchant eats at Pizza Hut?

“The vast majority of human beings all over the world understand that you can win without being an asshole. Come join us.”

Does a bear shit in the closet?

Welcome To The Jiggle

Ricky’s cackle must be ear-splitting inside a small car.

I work with about a dozen Penn State grads and there’s a little bit of Brad in all of them.

To be fair, he’s been nothing but Trouba from day one for the Jets. 

It was a tribute to old-time Blues player Barflay Plager.

The LeBrow Show

Just wait until he’s back out on the links with that wicked slice of his.

A lot of young guys go too hard into second base.

Time has told me Drake bought a stupid watch.