Now I’m wondering if those guys really won the base camp spelling bee.

“The promo video—a pretty big marketing opportunity, by the way—was hailed in Germany as “snarky” and “provocative,”

There are two kinds of people in the world, and no hearts and minds will be changed by trying to make your side understood.

In Rushmore, it was a sublime note. But he’s never hit it again.

Yes. Many times I’ve had American friends ask me to point out where I’m from on a map of Canada. I point out Essex County, and they are like wtf!

As someone born and raised “near Windsor, ON”, it’s funny to see someone refer to it as an actual point of geographical reference. There’s no way that 1% of Americans (and a majority of Canadians) could find that on a map.

Larry Robinson is the all-time +/- leader by a huge amount.

This sport somehow manages to be both violent and boring.

Our kids are grown and out of college, but my wife and I still drive a minivan. They’re so frickin’ useful. We do get a lot of shit from people, though.

• Meryl Streep

I’m old. I don’t know who anyone is. My show would be awesome. I couldn’t pick Lady Gaga out of a lineup.

My personal theory has always been that Sasquatch was simply a bear with grotesque birth defects.

The good thing about clearing the benches is at least these guys end up getting some exercise.

“I want a trough of Caesar.”

Socceré Bleu!

I’d be lyme if I said that wasn’t cute.

Let it go, China. Hear no evil, sino evil.

“Grzelcyk”? - what, did Wayne Gretzky and Johnny Bucyk have a baby? 

So, basically, rural midwestern little league baseball...

It must have been so cool to be one of the several dozen people at the game who saw that live.