I think I speak for all of us when I say “wah................. wah wah wah wah wah......... wah wah wah wah, wah wah, wah wah...”

To be fair, he thought that “Happy Ending” just meant that Eli Manning was not in the room.

As Yogi Berra once said, “Can’t anybody here pele this game?”

Winnipeg’s large Mennonite community is not “up in arms” about it, but they are thinking about carefronting the team.

Blatant corruption, naked capitalism, pure self-interest... I think we have hit Peak Duke.

Wait - my thumbs are opposable?

Take the “athlete” out of that statement, and he owes at least $35,000 to some financial institution.

APBA ftw. I recently found my old game in the garage, along with so many notebooks full of box scores.

On the Devils, that move is called The Sister-In-Law.

I wish I had some glint right now.

I, too, have realized that staying out of races is the best approach.

Cherry hates the world because he can’t be himself, so to speak.

His name shall be Elf Who Recuses

Kuchar’s just trying to improve a bad lie.

Does this mean I can have the rest of my name back now?

Hey, that money isn’t going to launder itself, buddy.

Alternate title: Love Me Don’t

Everyone’s hopping mad.

But, shit, Hull was in the crease and I still love hockey, so fire away.