I grew up loving NBA basketball. Seeing a couple of “fixed” series like this (Suns vs Spurs, anyone?) made me drop it completely. It’s not a sport.

“I can do that.”

You would become sarcastic too if you were the butt of so many jokes.

As per NBA guidelines, it’s not an infraction if it’s entertaining.

He probably transgressed the unwritten law.

It’s got to be toughest for Perry - after years of thinking that being a dick on the ice was giving his team an edge, now they are clearly losing and being a dick is just dickish.

So, it was a pretty low-scoring weekend all around.

In Buffalo, they need more from their wings.

Mother, focus!

(crying) “LINCOLN! LINCOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLN!”

That’s not vry nice.

Have we reached peak tattoo? If not, when will the anti-tattoo backlash begin?

Tinker to Evers to Rants

I can’t imagine her disappointment, especially after investing so much time and energy. But enough about Tiger Woods. Apparently, she also likes to ski.

I’ve had to fight off a few cougars in my day, so I hope some of those skills carry over.

Is this a good time to point out that his shoulders are made out of glass?

Datsyuks when you fall in front of a bunch of people like that.

“I need 10 cc’s of sugar for these tits, STAT!”

It’s Chinatown, Kristaps - I mean, it’s about 40 blocks from Chinatown, but you know what I mean...