“Hey, I was salivating the whole time.”

Pre-planned fights are stupid. Fight me.

Why is his mother shooting a video (portrait) on her phone? This moment is being professionally documented in numerous ways. 

I really do worry for the rest of this kid’s life. The endless denouement.

It’s always noticeable at the NHL draft, when the kids come up to the stage sans jacket in order to put on their new team’s jersey. Their lower bodies are freakishly out of proportion to their upper bodies.

Nadal tennis players are bad people.

Yes. Publically question the values and character of a player you’re trying to trade for a high return. Nice.

aka “Tort Reform”

I don’t know how you get a puck past 7 goalies.

the bit about the river seems like overkill

Still, it is nice that Depends double as bike shorts.

He had Clowney in a Full Nelson

That picture - leaning back, her hand in a tiny fist, holding him at bay...

Damn right.

more like Kevout Durant, amirite?

British racism is oddly cheerful - it has a built-in “out”.

i give this clip five starrs

It’s these manute fractures that can really derail a career.

I cannot perceive the depth of what you did there.

Oh that moment about 3 seconds before when she first sees the name on the teleprompter and knows she is in trouble...