Now that’s salty.

Ham is neither good nor bad. It’s the ultimate placeholder meat. It’s just there, occupying the meat space.

He almost Burrowed into the ground.

Joe Flacco - elite quarterback or a belly-itcher?

It’s more like The Mediocre Place, amirite?

A big year for dominos.

They’re really trying to hook the Wes Anderson crowd with that font.

“I don’t remember using the word that caused me to accept a suspension for one year.”

I’m just glad that Jerry Lewis isn’t around to make this into a movie.

Perhaps he will discover a Grecian Formula for success (or at least a better brand of botox).

“You cannot be serious!”

More like Felon Musk, amirite?

I don’t think “the hottest girl in class” is a concept in third grade.

Charles has an incredible genius when it comes to human nature. That is all.

This trailer gave me pernicious anemia.

It’s all about going after the cup.

No

When did Cincinnati get a team?

I think of Ovechkin in the 1980's NHL, with the small goalies and small pads and pre-butterfly... 200 goals?

The sheer, unmitigated Gaul!