I’m tempted to look up studies about sperm virility across the time scale of an ejaculation, but I am at work... so that would not be good.

> That is, it starts very strong but gradually becomes weak.

Putting away dishes is the most annoying part? No, washing silverware is the most annoying part... I guess you must be one of those fancy pants “dishwasher” owner types.

This sounds like a job for the Fair Credit Billing Act:

Having taught a few calculus classes that have used online access codes I can tell you that, no I do not “get a cut” but yes I am “poorly paid.”

The reason I’ve used the online material is because I have found (in my years of teaching) that it is extremely important for students to stay up to date with the course…

“The 3.5mm headphone jack that has existed in audio players for 100 years”

No. The “phone connector” from 100 years ago was the 1/4in size. The 3.5mm connector was introduced “only” 50 years ago. Apple won’t get the facts right because they’re trying to convince people to use their proprietary standard. Are they bank…

Options. In this case you’d want to buy put options on Facebook, Tesla, or SolarCity (SpaceX isn’t publically traded) thinking the stock value will fall if the rocket or satelite fails. Or you could buy calls on Boeing or other launch providers thinking if the rocket fails SpaceX competitors will be getting more…