I just hope that Barry’s last words to these guys were...

52 kids? That’s a whole lot of (alleged) sexual assaults. I didn’t realize Milledgeville had that many bars.

I see Nike’s campaign to distract us from last night’s footwear mishap has begun. Adidas and Reebok better watch their backs...

Boeheim has now issued a statement, saying “This is alleged to have occurred ... what? Last night? Am I in the right neighborhood? It might be last night? So, we are supposed to what? Stop the presses a day later? For a false allegation? For what I absolutely believe is a false allegation? I know he’s lying about me…

The best part of the Astros winning the World Series is imagining Donald Trump — who campaigned on the promise of building a big wall to keep more Latin American and Hispanic people from entering the country — now inviting a team where half of the position players are immigrants from Latin American or Hispanic…

Pace yourself, Andy. Fumbles during the offseason don’t count. Save those for next season.

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This news is sad, but it could lead to one heck of a eulogy by Dick Vermeil.

Lifelong Bengals fan here. When I heard that there were two “no” votes, I just *knew* that one of them would be Mike Brown.