MY RETIREMENT GREASE

The article said nothing about SJW bullshit. The episode didn’t even push any SJW bullshit. It was an episode about rich people not being there for their kids because they choose to work too much, and how many people in disadvantaged communities are also not there for their kids because they HAVE to work too much.

It’s nice to see him wanting to act. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t begrudge him the paid vacations. If someone offered me millions of dollars to take my friends to a tropical resort for a few weeks a couple times a year I’d jump at it too. It’s just that he’s a pretty good actor when he wants to be, that entertains me a…

This sort of raisin propaganda just makes me miss Allison Robicelli even more. I share her righteous hatred of these failed grapes.

If I have to hear one more person say “womb” today...!

That’s not what centrism is?

Without reading past the title, I’d say it’s probably because they came from Papa John’s.

He was an astronaut

Remember when The Takeout used to have recipes and crazy experiments?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

*The Takeout writes a post about Pepperidge Farm’s press release remembering when The Takeout used to have recipes and crazy experiments*

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I’ll follow along here for the season. But folks, if Donna Bowman’s writing on BB/BCS meant anything to you over the years- as it very much does to me- I’d encourage you to check out her new home for tonight’s episode and the rest of season 6 to come. You might recognize someone else there too.

I know it says it’s not a BB-related show, but allow me to propose The Further Adventures of Badger and Skinny Pete, Best Hitmen West of the Mississippi

I’m curious about this reflexive urge so many internet commenters have to equate any kind of enthusiasm or decisive statement as unearned bravery. Why do you say this? Why do you say, “Wow, it’s so brave,” when, like, nobody implied that? He’s doing publicity for a movie he’s in, someone asked if he’d do an Indiana…

The deep dish pizza is a fucking casserole rant is about as tired as the no ketchup on hot dogs rant.

Excellent rant.

Pork? You’re waaaay off. Think smaller.  Think more legs.

Tare Unbreakable off!? That's crazy talk, it's a great movie. Probably M. Nights best.

I thought her episode of Dave was also one of the highlights of the season, and really rescued season 2 from a verrrrry rocky start.

I hope you had a chance to pop by Chocolateria San Gines in Madrid! Transcendent churro experience

mmm radishes! Move over bananas, I have a new source of potassium!