Doritos flavors, ranked:

Pass me more wine...I shall require it to finish.

Mezcal >>>> tequila

They pass the savings on to you!

To hell with TikTok and menu hacks in general, but I can 100% get behind using waffle as the bun for a bacon cheeseburger.

Imagine telling Julianne fucking Moore that she should “look prettier.”

“We had access to too much money, too much equipment, and little by little, we went insane.”

Kate Winslet rules, and I liked the show a lot (and not just because you can see my childhood home in the background of a few shots), but it really doesn’t need a second season.

Adding my voice to the chorus of “Rhea Seehorn should be #1.” Also missing Bob Odenkirk and Hiam Abbass in Ramy.

Did...did we watch different shows?

BONG

When will that be?

True, but I was just riffing on the reference:

Be sure to get the dark chocolate peanut butter cups, they are right by the register.

If they ever put out an Extra Toasty Snap’d the game will simply have been solved. 

Been reading erstwhile AVC contributor Tom Breihan’s “The Number Ones” series over at Stereogum and just passed through her time in the sun recently. RIP.

I loved Drive but what I’ve seen of Refn’s other work has left me cold. Only God Forgives is an unpleasant slog and Neon Demon was just dull.

Anyone who’s spent any time watching Food Network already knows that the most mispronounced food is mascarpone. Not even talking about giving it the correct Italian pronunciation - so many people put the R in the first syllable. It’s maddening.