“Why doesn’t everyone live exactly the same way as I do?”

I wanted to like Detroiters more than I actually did, and it’s mostly because Tim Robinson does nothing for me. Sam Richardson is a treasure though.

Yep. When I think about the elements of that movie that I like, the list generally starts with Charles Grodin and Alan Arkin. Even Michael Richards’ brief appearance is more memorable to me than anything the main character does.

He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17...

“I personally have never heard someone say this, so it logically follows that no one ever has.”

The first three seasons remain unimpeachable and I refuse to recognize any episodes that came after.

You know damn well we’ve never been okay.

When I travel plan, I usually wind up finding more intriguing restaurant options than I could visit in a month, much less the week I usually take. So it’s tough to justify repeating a place. That extends to cities for me - I’m going back to Seattle and Chicago this year, but that’s because when I visited them five…

Native who has lived on both sides of the state, can confirm.

My stoniest buddy was making pizza and then realized he didn’t have cheese, so he got, uh...creative. I distinctly remember there being graham crackers involved. I wish I could find the photo because I can’t recall any of the other toppings, but I’m sure they were equally appalling.

Yeah, for me the show dropped off a cliff in S10 - that seems to be close to the consensus from what I can recall. On a recent rewatch, I gave up not far into that season, skipped to Behind the Laughter (which would have made for a good series finale), and didn’t bother with anything after.

Oh good, the writer of Halloween 6 and the star of One Tree Hill are teaming up. This ought to sweep the Oscars!

It’s pleasant enough but inessential through most of the first season, and then it becomes something more as the characters deepen and the show figures out that it needs to dial back Chris Elliott like 60%.

LARRY STOP POINTIN’ THAT FUCKIN’ GUN AT MY DAAAAAAAAADDDDDD

Raw.

I seem to be in the minority but that David S. Pumpkins sketch really does nothing for me.

“Your teeth look so perfect when you play the Mad Man!”

But how will they translate the five-page-long descriptions of dresses to the screen?!

Pretzels are the worst part of any snack mix and I will die on this hill.