Mah wife?

It’s easy enough to understand when you remember that they’re frightened, stupid, spoiled babies.

And lo, Jesus said unto his followers, “Behold my gains.” And the people saw that He was good.

The solutions are there, we just need elected Democrats to be brave enough to pursue them.

I rarely eat candy bars but when I do it’s almost always a Take 5.

Final Destination is a good source for this, but The Descent also features a car accident that has made me leery of any vehicle with shit riding on the roof.

I find the “let’s put pumpkin/pumpkin spice in fucking everything!” trend irritating, partly because pumpkin isn’t even the best fall flavor. (And also because August is too goddamned early for it.) Maple forever and ever amen.

Plus, who wants to eat cereal in the car?

I don’t dislike The Beatles (though I do think they’re overrated because boomers have spent their entire lives slobbering over the band), but saying that everyone likes them and anyone who says otherwise is just trying to be edgy or whatever is pretty stupid.

Never watched this but I did watch Andy Richter Controls The Universe and consequently had a crush on Irene Molloy.

Rhea Seehorn is one of the reasons I stopped watching Better Call Saul

I listened to Oczy Mlody was precisely once and then never thought about it again. Didn’t even realize they’d released an album between that one and this one until I went to look up the name.

I was 12 when I saw the second Austin Powers movie as well as Bowfinger, so naturally I’ve had a thing for her ever since. From this video it appears that she may have simply stopped aging around that time as well.

Only if you subscribe to the astronomical seasons construct. Going by the superior meteorological seasons, summer ends August 31.

JUSTICE FOR BRICK FROG

Do not be too hasty entering that room. I had Tacoooo Belllll for lunch!

thanks I really fucking hate it

Usually love Kaufman but my initial reaction to this one is decidedly more ambivalent.

Sentimental, moralistic drivel.