I’ve seen the top 3, plus Us. Plan to see most of the rest of the top 12.

What I’ve done in the past is very lazy and also costs nothing. I save my vaped bud until I’ve got a lot of it (at least half an ounce), then just simmer it in canola/vegetable oil and strain. Then I swap this infusion in for regular oil in boxed cake or brownie mix. I like doing that with this recipe in particular…

Started watching it solely because of Levy and O’Hara. It has evolved from a pleasant distraction/trifle into a legitimately great show.

I keep hearing great things about I Think You Should Leave, but I really, really disliked Tim Robinson in Detroiters. Is there any reason to think I might still enjoy the show?

Damn it all, I made a metric fuckton of meatballs just two weeks ago and wish I’d seen this before I did.

Marge, I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Then think about what you might try when you’re closing in on a century old.

:((((

Not in this corner of the Internet (I have AVC to thank for my awareness of both), but the vast majority of people have never even heard of Review or Rectify.

Plus, that DMX cameo

A STARTER DOG?! THIS DOG IS A FINISHER DOG!

Marnie’s 1-2 punch of stuffing and mac ‘n cheese is a juggernaut that carries the day. Shouts to Allison for drafting the best pie by orders of magnitude and to Kate for a stone cold steal getting cornbread in the last round.

Nah, many people just don’t know how to fucking cook a turkey so they dry it out. While I prefer plenty of other meats (just found out a coworker is bringing a smoked brisket to tomorrow’s office potluck, which rules), I’ve had some dope birds in my time thanks to proper preparation. Other than maybe cranberry sauce,…

Ordinary Corrupt Human Love > Sunbather.

My (generally pretty smart) mom pissed away more money than I care to admit doing Herbalife. I pointed out more than once that it was a clear scam to no avail. I guess it gave her something to do after my parents moved to a new state where they didn’t really know anyone, but she could’ve invested in a hobby or…

Anyone who legitimately considers 3-4 almonds to be a “snack” should be regarded with deep suspicion.

The one time I did this, it was my birthday and a small, fancy-ish restaurant. They printed a menu with a birthday greeting at the top and gave my friend and I complimentary glasses of wine to toast. It was nice.

DUCK PIE FUCKER!

A few I might have included (besides the elephants in the room, more on them momentarily): Baskets, Brockmire, The Deuce, and The Eric Andre Show.

Dear Mr. President, there are too many shows nowadays...