All pretty good rosters, but there are so many good sandwiches that anything less would be viewed as a disappointment. Alison finished strong but I am philosophically opposed to the Reuben (sauerkraut is a fucking scourge on mankind, and Russian dressing isn’t much better), so I can’t throw my support behind someone…

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This was the first draft without a bunch of bizarre selections, so it was a tough choice. Ultimately had to give it to Kevin.

I’d start this an episode earlier with To’hajilee as I don’t think Felina quite measures up to the three episodes that precede it. Other strong contenders: Mandala-Phoenix-ABQ, Abiquiu-Half Measures-Full Measure, Crawl Space-End Times-Face Off, and Buyout-Say My Name-Gliding Over All.

No Heath bar? No Fifth Avenue? No Take 5? Fucking Mallo cups get picked, and none of the aforementioned trio?

I am saying raisins are bad but I like where your head’s at.

This is, and I can’t stress this enough...cereal killer behavior.

I voted for Kate even though she took pickles and mayo which are both goddamned awful and I will brook no dissent on either point. Bacon jam and cheddar is just an unassailable 1-2 punch, and I can get behind fried egg as a final-round pick. Everyone else had at least one bizarre choice and they didn’t make up for it…

Correct answer.

Both times, but more so the first.

Pens ain’t escaping the barn.

Her?

new recurring feature that combines our love of food, fantasy sports, and arguing on Slack.

Yep, most anything fried is a race against time, as evidenced by The Takeout’s own article on the half-life of McDonald’s fries.

Die Hard is a sandwich. Hot dogs are Christmas movies.

But while Sour Patch Kids primarily taste like sour sugar (can you tell, eyes closed, whether you’re eating an orange one or a red one?)

Completely missed that and am quite happy to learn of it.

I’ve watched this like 20 times since Saturday and laughed every damn time.

No, what we’re seeing here is a city council choosing not to do business with a company that they are under ZERO obligation to do business with.