Fucking sad, no matter your football rooting interest (or in my case, lack thereof). But actively ruining a potential franchise-altering QB’s career in his rookie season by being too cheap to maintain a proper field is the purest distillation of Dan Snyder there will ever be, so it’s also kind of amazing.

If you’re gonna correct a pronunciation, you’d better at least be sure you’re right. I had a server once who, after I ordered a gose (which, because it’s German, is pronounced GOES-uh), said, “The go-zay?” in the most condescending tone possible.

I love this guy (and this scene feels like a perfect distillation of the movie): https://youtu.be/MZ55W_SV3Tg?t=19s

Rocky IV is an objectively terrible movie. I love it anyway and I’m not sorry. The original and Creed are probably the only legitimately well-crafted films in the series (said without seeing this one yet).

Eh, it was a pretty inconsistent season overall. Glenn Howerton’s absence (he was barely in half of the episodes) was absolutely felt. The Time’s Up episode was incredible but the Super Bowl episodes were pretty much garbage. And that dance scene was amazing on a number of levels but after 13 seasons of the characters…

This particular incident was not suspension worthy. Doesn’t change the fact that Malkin routinely throws dirty hits and gets a pass. Nice reading comprehension though, dingus. 

I would say this is probably not worthy of a suspension, but can guarantee Malkin won’t get one. He gets away with shit constantly. Lowkey one of the dirtiest players in the league.

I am always happy to see Andy Daly. The man is a national treasure.

You and Pang can both go directly to hell, Sour Patch Kids are a god-tier candy.

I should’ve known better than to take anything Drew says about fashion seriously, but still glad to see some other commenters affirming that v-neck tees by themselves are, in fact, fine.

“It’s Yorke’s best solo album, assuming you are into the idea of 80 minutes of Amnesiac B-sides and analog dark ambient.”

extremely here for this

Truly evil. Getting a hand job is like getting a card in the mail with no money in it.

Hicks saying, “I just wanted to see if Denis would, too,” when asked why he quit smoking is an all-time burn.

Tell them I hate them.

Seriously. Dowd’s entitled to his opinion (I pegged it as more of a B/B- myself, but to each their own), but it would be nice to hear what someone else on the AVC staff thought...

Happy to see “Employee Orientation” here as it’s my favorite episode.

BIRDMAN, GET IN HERE!

The only good thing about Malort is coming up with snarky slogans for it.

“Malort: Because it’s high time you fist-fight your dad.”
“Malort: When you want to skip straight to the vomiting.”
“Malort: Those pants ain’t gonna shit themselves.”
“Malort: Liquid sadness.”

Not sure why Michael’s talking about those E-A-G-L-E-S chants at other sporting events like they’re something new in the wake of the SB win. Those have been going on for my entire life.