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Getting a handjob is like getting a card in the mail with no money in it.
Every time I've ever told someone I loved them, it was a lie.
A female character SNIFFS and thinks about her neckline.
In 2007, I voluntarily went to the theater for the following films:
I've never liked St. Vincent.
BUT IS MY SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK ON TIME?!
THERE ARE TOO MANY STATES NOWADAYS
Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Since we're doing this - I don't give the slightest fuck about Game of Thrones.
WELL GET ON WITH IT MOTHAFU-
According to the AskJeeves search I just conducted, yes.
SomeBODY once told me
The rest is silence.
Farewell, from the world of tomorrow!
I don’t disagree that beds are the undisputed king of places to bone, but I’ve had some of my most fondly remembered dalliances in cars, tents, and one time a bathroom (not a stall, just a regular home bathroom).