amoralpanic
amoralpanic
amoralpanic

I mean, have you seen that airport?

Panic on Funkotron is more fun than the original and I don't care what anyone else says.

We're doin' really great!

oh thank god I'm so lonely

Ha! Joke's on you, I've already resigned myself to dying alone and unloved.

I have a soft spot for that sequel because I was 12 and Heather Graham.

*sad penguin noise*

Doesn't Italy use a king?

SUPPRESSING FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE

Man, I don't know what the fuck you just said, little kid! …But you special, man.

I misssed Tyrus, caught Victor though.

Galvis also had a .274 OBP last year, and is at .246 so far this year.

A hitter’s #1 job is not to make outs. Galvis is bad at it. And I don’t think he’s got another 20 HR season in him.

While I don’t disagree, Howard and Utley both turned 26 during their first full seasons in MLB and 27 in the years where they became stars. They were almost 30 when the Phillies were World Fucking Champions in ‘08. So I think the ages are less relevant than this trio being simply not as good, though I like them all

In addition to what's been covered here and in that Dissolve (RIP) piece, I always interpreted the Mike Yanagita scene as just another example of the evil of the world. You have Jerry plotting his own wife's kidnapping, Gaear murdering capriciously, Carl being unbelievably greedy (he's concealing a *million dollars*

You guessed it…

A-fucking-men on swimming during a trip. I’ve spent many hours floating in various lakes and feeling the cliché “at one with the universe” vibe.

I’ve maintained for years that the two easiest ways to hit the reset button when you’re not feeling so hot during a trip are brushing your teeth and changing your socks.

22 episodes and not a single one of them was anything less than stellar. I can't even really pick out a least favorite. Maaaaybe "Marry, Run, Party" but that one's still pretty great and has Maria Thayer in it to boot (schwing).

One of my absolute favorites.