Had no skin in this game and had the following reaction on that ending. Instant classic.

Waking up in the middle of a sleep cycle sucks so much.

I don’t even have the words to describe how terrible it is.

I’ve been a night owl since infancy, according to my mother. The sun goes down, and I feel more refreshed and alert than at any point during the day.

get an 8-5 job where you can get fired if coming late: voila, morning person lifehack

It’s an authority legal issue alright, I’ll need to refer to the case: “Finders vs. Keepers.”