Seriously, if you need someone to talk to about your addiction, let me know.

Spoken or written? Defamation: slander and libel. But I’m sure you’re aware of that Mr. Irsay. Which explains why you’re not aware of the existence of the top business school in the world. Not like we expected to see you out at Fresh Grocer on Walnut. You were too busy having a feedback loop talking about another…

You’re an alcoholic.

When you wake up tomorrow, after apologizing to whomever you stole a cold pillow from, I hope you know that there are people who have had similar problems with alcohol and that you're not alone. Feel free to send me a message. Seriously.

You’ve come full circle: you’re sufficiently cognizant that two sigmas of the population use the word “irony” incorrectly, but you join the mouth-breathers one level up who immediately charge anyone with improper use of the word. Your cohort is worse.

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... said the guy who omitted two commas. It’s ironic because you could have mocked me for my student loans from the top-five law school I attended after Penn. And I only attended in order to facilitate my Non-Schengen visa. I live in Spain and, literally, my job is to help people like you avoid writing embarrassing…

That's pretty much what I said in the first post. My apologies for not fingerpainting it for you.

A useful background for responding to pedantic douches responding to articles written by stupid douches.

Yes, it exists: https://mgmt.wharton.upenn.edu/programs/under…

I have a degree in economics (cum laude) from Upenn. I’m not saying you're wrong, but I’m guessing you’re the one who wore a suit and a Jansport to Management 101.

Yeah, right? I mean, him asking to have made one made is like, literally possible.

If it’s “specious", then you already know the answer. What a weird descriptor to use given what your argument seems to be.

You need a color dropper, Helen?

Your capitalization is fascinating. You know we’re talking about Amanda Knox, right? I don't know any girls who got letterman jackets either, but if anyone did, it would be Amanda Knox.

Yeah, he totally went to the Fabric Barn and found a patch in the same color scheme as the letterman jacket. There was a whole rack of them like personalized license plate key chains.

They are public servants. The other items are physical objects that don’t get to decide how much they cost. If a politician were asked why they spent the money on the bomber, he or she would give an answer about power projection. You may agree with it or not, but it's not a fucking carpet for a single person; there is…

There’s as much of a chance of a dude paying to stitch “Amanda” on a letterman jacket as there is Jordan Sargent would shut his mouth-hole if he had the chance to libel a middle manager in a rival outlet using an extortionist as a “source”.

You needed someone to tell you that? You thought he just went out and bought a letterman and had “Amanda” stitched on it?

And it’s Human 101 to resolve the issue in person, in the moment, not later via a staffer. Bizarre.