True: so he obviously must have wanted to fuck her.

True, I live in Spain and a lot of people know him, but nobody I know would know her. I'm American, follow a lot of comedians, and haven't seen any of her bits. And I'll watch anyone...

A little from column A and a little from column B.

Didn’t think I was being aggressive about it: sorry that I was.

I’m nominally Lutheran and live in Spain with my Catholic wife. My in laws equate Protestants, to the extent they know anything about them, to Japanese death cults. Shit, when I explained the difference between transubstantiation and consubstantiation to the priest who would marry us but didn’t want to let us have…

Capitol, not capital. I'd have ignored it, but presumably you gave TOURS and should know the difference.

I like to mix and match my runs between Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History and the lunatics who put out Last Podcast on the Left. The latter’s treatment of serial killers is pretty great.

I actually DO live in Europe (Spain), and have for nearly half my life. You should take a hard look at European politics (just check a Spanish newspaper, ABC, El Mundo, El País, all of which are essentially mouthpieces for individual parties, for the political section tomorrow). It ain’t much better. CNN is trash. But…

Anyone who has seen Hope’s pics knows that literally hundreds of prospects could be waiting in her wings.

You seem overly invested in this.

More like sweatpantsman, amirite?

Sorry, all responses should be done by Twitter DM. I am not sending you an email.

Don’t be a dick. You almost certainly have not been to more places in the US and world than many, many people. I’ve lived half my life in the US and half in Spain (my wife is Spanish, as is my daughter, a dual-national). I’ve been on five continents in the past year. I can see Africa from my wife’s house south of…

Not the person to whom your responding, but I grew up in a small town in Montana. Have also lived among the Mormons in SLC and the hippies in Ann Arbor. But my favorite large city in the US was by far Philly. I adored it, really did. You can go to he ocean and be out in the county fairly quickly, while living in a…

I graduated with Ivanka. Nothing has done more to tarnish Penn’s reputation than the Trumps.

Using “said” as an adjective automatically qualifies you for “fandumb” of the Redskins.