Not to be outdone but I just had to listen to his sister - sharp-toothed spawn - loudly lick her butthole for a solid 2 minutes.

This is my boy, Archie, a four month old Australian shepherd-poodle mix. He is the sweetest little guy who I hope to train to be a therapy dog when he is old enough. :)

This is Ser Davos in his Peggy Schuyler costume. Work!

(They’re not usually fancy! Sophie had just come back from the groomers, and Buster wore a bow tie for his name day.)

I just spent about 30 seconds enjoying watching my toothless slobbering spawn try to gum a french fry. It’s Halloween, let him live.

I had to get a special doula when I have birth to my cat, one who wouldn’t judge me for rolling the placenta up and smoking it in a joint.

PUPPER PARTY