aw, I kinda love him on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me!

I have a friend from Nashville staying with me in Chicago. Yesterday while walking to a bus, some guy started hollering at her, even crossing the street to get closer. He finally asked, "where's your man??"

"Eve was born"? Dude, pick a side.

I am a smug jerk who loves almond milk. That shit is delicious.

Yes, yes. It was clearly the fault of the boy in a locked bathroom stall, and not the creeper filming over the stall wall. Asshat.

I only eat organic steam. And I consume it through my pores, so I don't disrupt the natural flora in my mouth.

AGREE times a hundred. And I also have to say that having a second kid makes a lot of these choices nonexistent: Both of my toddlers love this one cup with cars on it. But we only have one. If I let them pick all the time, they'd each pick the car cup. IMPOSSIBLE. So now we have nice little lessons about taking turns,…

It's not some kind of crazy dogma. Empty calories are just calories that come from food that has no other discernible nutritional value. "Full" calories come from protein, healthy fats, and foods that are otherwise rich in vitamins and minerals.

I feel like pregnancy probably adds 10-15 degrees to the equation.

No, feminism isn't a theory based on choice, its based on fighting against male supremacy and achieving equality. Her choice buys directly into male supremacy and degradation and objectification of women.

I'm already being knocked down, I guess I could see your point. How can you bash objectification of women while celebrating the violent, degrading porn industry?

I don't see it as courage. People can do whatever they please in their bedrooms but don't sell sexual violence and tell me its feminism. Degrading and physically abusing women shouldn't be seen as sexy.

She's such a feminist. Its so feminist how she allows men to choke and beat her on screen.

I cannot applaud a woman who engages in a profession that glamorizes and sexualizes violence against women. I probably have a whole lot more empathy for the women at the "bottom" of your whorearchy than I do for you.

Whorearchy?

Nothing tastes as good as not being able to give blood feels.

There are certain moments when you know you've earned a Parenting Star of Achievement. Badass Little Girl Attacking Armed Assailant With Improvised Weapon is one of those moments.

She fucking CLOCKED A KNIFE-WIELDING PSYCHO WITH HER BACKPACK. I want to pay that little girl's full 4-year college tuition right now.

It's also a shame that people feel the need to try and convince other people, who might actually like kids, that having kids is irrational and miserable just because they've been judged about not having kids and want to throw back some shit. JUST DO YOU, EVERYONE.

Or the close second: "Why don't you forsake your religious beliefs because of this thing that was brought to my attention in the article! There must be absolutely nothing redeeming about your faith."