a goal seemed unlikely to come.

the basketball equivalent of Let Me Speak To Your Manager

If not an interesting one, yeah.

Perhaps not being a complete jerk to beat reporters and other media members will be a good approach to being generally well liked off of a basketball court.

But the tip gets added with a pen, on paper. The card doesn’t get charged the tip amount til closing, you go through your card machine and put in all the tip amounts before the card machine reconciles with the central processing facility for that day’s receipts.

This is the greatest comment on planet Earth.

This deserved more than the star I gave it, so you get this comment too.

Nah. Don’t worry about it. Genuine compliments are very easy to identify.

I actually saw a dildo wearing a medal, but yeah, same zip code

I actually saw a dildo wearing a medal, but yeah, same zip code

Keep talking like that and it’s jumper cables for you, pal.

Keep talking like that and it’s jumper cables for you, pal.

I’m in no way familiar with any history that the Express name may hold for the team

I’m in no way familiar with any history that the Express name may hold for the team

That chip is so rude

How this blog doesn’t include the phrase “beat off” is a fucking crime

I mean... there are only two possibilities for best part of the play, and I think the catch itself has to come in a close second to Hundle’s A) hustle and B) perfect catch and throw off the bounce.

wait what

The lottery was coming from inside the house.

Nah, driving people around is not a viable career choice and nor should it be, especially with self-driving in the near future.

I’m comfy with running the risk of being an ordinary asshole in this scenario. My inquiry was into something more specific than that.

Predestination

Are we certain that’s an on-purpose alley-oop off the glass? That’s exactly what somebody who missed a layup would say..