I would guess you had a Bacillus cereus infection. Our “clue” on the board exam that the answer was B. cereus was always mention of Chinese food, particularly fried rice.

No way. Noro you’d know. Plus it lasts for days. And the comment would have included a LOT more descriptions of apocalyptic diarrhea.

Yeah but he sounded radical to the max

Best comment in the thread, by far. Right down to the standing in the rain for an extra 10 seconds! I thought I was the only one that did that. Bro, I had a fucked-up umbrella (one of those super cheapy ones that turns inside out if you look at it crosswise) that I kept in the car during the rainy season for just that…

In the street name? I lived at a 712 1/2 house number for years, and just that was a nightmare. I can’t imagine having the 1/2 in the name of the street. God. Run for city council.

I don’t remember when it wasn’t used that way, at least for books. “Genre fiction” is a slur when used by ‘serious’ authors and critics.

Is this the movie based on the Papers Please! game?

It would probably be bad if the heroes diffused a bomb whose payload was some kind of gene attacking drug or whatever. I think that’s actually the Scarecrow’s entire plot in one of the Nolan Batman flicks.

I went out of my survivor pool last year on the Pats in that ridiculous game they lost to Jay Fucking Cutler.

Neil Walker? What? Are you under the mistaken impression that Neil Walker has played a single professional inning at shortstop, or are you just doing ‘name some Yankees’?

Yeah, this is a pretty stupid blog even by ‘Deadspin weekend backups’ standards. NFL teams have been putting big-armed backups in for Hail Mary plays since I can remember.

When the Bills put up their third score I literally walked outside to remark to my wife that every survivor pool in the country could shut itself down at this point... Pretty sure half the world got eliminated by the Bucs in the first two weeks, and most of the rest are in your shoes. Weird year.

1. Who would ever think they could eat 50 eggs?

I could respond to you between 9 p.m. and 11 p.m. How does that sound?

I see that you’ve been educated on ‘sushi’ already, so I’ll constrict my comments to the second bit - don’t worry about it. Harry Potter movies and books are wholly ignorable, and the Lord of the Rings movies are also easy to live without.

Lobster is FAR from the best shellfish. Lobster is certainly inferior to mussels and crab. Lobster is about on the same level with shrimp and clams. I’m not sure if scallops are shellfish; if so, they’re also better than lobster.

“So, carry on believing this program, which serves an astronomical number of Americans, somehow is immune to abuse and stands as a shining example of the humility and personal accountability that Americans display on a daily basis.” - Me

COTD

Perhaps you should find a clue in the universe before ever commenting again.

Yeah, I read this comment on this post and was like “ha, what a loser, his browser sucks!” then clicked onto my next tab and wondered wtf was playing...